My Life in Japan

July 19th - August 11th 2004

I was in America!
in Colorado

What can I possibly begin to even say about my `no longer` recent trip to Colorado?

Which of the 500 hundred or so pictures should I use?

I personally have no idea.

I suppose I should start at the beginning of the arduous journey, perhaps the all night session before getting to the airport for the 7am flight. Being taken to the wrong terminal by an helpfully unhelpful taxi driver. Rousing a slumbering policeman so he could call a new taxi for Craig and I. Getting to Narita and then staying awake for 6 hours there whilst we waited for the flight. Experiencing Cattle class and understanding why it is known as such at long last. The 12 hour (tobacco less two cans of beer and crap movie) flight. The cacophony of the flight attendants on the flight to Denver from Minnesota, but wait a minute.

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Ahh, my first picture in America, and where were we? Outside Minneapolis airport so we could have a crafty couple of smokes before the connecting flight to Denver. What could that structure behind Craig be? It is a bus stop! Where does the bus go? Why it goes to the Mall of America. Perhaps the first example of the stereotypical ideals that I took to America with me.
 
Fortunately at least one stereotype was proved to be accurate, America likes buildings which are sizable, and covered with glass!  As can be seen below from Denvers skyline!  It isn`t the biggest array you`ve ever seen but for a boy from a small town in Lancahire those be some big ones!

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Other big ones would be these dancing figures or perhaps they are playing a sport, all I know is that within moments of taking this pic I had driven past the then possible President John Kerry and his running mate (quite literally) John Edwards.  Sadly at the time I thought there had been a car accident thus I didn`t take any photo`s.  The details!  Well, having just taken a bit of the piss from Craig and his brother for those divine statues suddenly there was a black SUV parked diagonally across two lanes of the WIDE road, and behind that SUV there was a second and a third.  Easy to think that there had been an accident, until I saw the Men in Black - I kid you not!  And behind them disappearing down some steps to the Creek were Messr`s Kerry and Edwards having a jog!  It was kind of exciting.

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As I think back to that wonderfully exicting vacation in America it is a little difficult to place everything.  What happened first and all that jazz.
 
Looking at the collection of pics I took whilst there it would appear that the first thing I did as opposed to living well and happily - watching movies, chilling out and eating like a king - was
 
Saturday 24th July 2004
 
watch a MLS game at the home of the Denver Bronco`s and one of the most convoluted names of any stadium "Invesco @ Mile High" and yes MLS has Cheerleaders!

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Shame about the lack of fans though.  Still it was nice to see so many young kids, it being America`s most popular sport throughout elementary schools.  Even America has begun to embrace the sport which requires "Jumpers for Goalposts"  Shame about the lack of fans though. 

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As you can see there are a few empty seats in the Stadium but look at that state of the art scoreboard!  One of the most entertaining parts of the match other than the cheerleaders ;) was the pre-match vibe as the players came out to video and picture accompaniment on that BIG screen.  Although it didn`t seem to reinforce their being no I in TEAM - a factor in the overall result?  I don`t know I only hazard a guess.
 
And yes there are more than a few empty seats but the noise made by the thousand or so kids and parents was very loud.  I remember seeing TV show`s about the atmosphere at the Old Mile High Stadium for NFL games and how the 70,000 inside was deafening.  I can only agree after experiencing the noise generated by a fraction of that number in the Invesco stadium - which seats 70,001.  I`m a little thankful I wasn`t there for an NFL game, probably would`ve required all the money I took to spend and I`d now be deaf!

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And, yes, indeed it was drizzling that day!  Denver the place of the Utopian climate (as described by my friend and cohort R C Cowan) the place where every 10 years they get rain!  Wahoo!  The year I went!  Rain unlike that of Japan.  Rain where a rain coat is a good idea!  Rain where there is a chill in the air (in July)!  Rain which made the whole world smell better.
 
Incidentally, who should play for the Colorado Rapids but none other than John Spencer former Chelsea player, a veritable midfield dynamo.  Of course this being MLS and Spencer being the shortest man on the pitch the coach wisely chose to play him as a striker.  I wonder why it was a 0-0 draw?

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What kind of American experience would be complete without a sign!  This sign in particular is to be found at the main entrance for "Invesco @ Mile High" and prohibits many things some of which aren`t that dangerous.  Infact the security there was tougher than the post 9-11 Denver International Airport.  I wasn`t patted down but the bag I had with me was thoroughly rooted around in.

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Saturday 31st July
 
The reason for Craig`s return to Colorado - his brother`s wedding!
 
Looking back, I`m a little sad not to have more photo`s of Craig`s friends and family for they took me in and treated me very well.  At the time it just felt a little strange taking pics of people that I didn`t know that well.  I missed some good photos and not just of me chundering in Neil and Jennifer`s flowers.  Photo`s of Tim and Patty, Mike, Mike and Darren, Craig`s ma and pa, Jennifer`s ma and pa and extended family.  Fortunately by the time of the wedding I was more comfortable using the cam and was able to take the pics which now appear, as if by magic.

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This pic is outside the Oxford Hotel where the wedding was located, I actually took it from across the street where I got a haircut and my beard trimmed by a talkative lady and all for 26 dollars, sadly I forgot to tip, fortunately Neil had placed a group tip with the ladies.  Phew! 
 
There is so much I could say about the Oxford hotel, most notably being the lack of ashtrays in the room in which we stayed but why should I bother when I`m sure they can do the job for themselves!  http://www.theoxfordhotel.com/  Wow, voted one of the best 50 hotels in the world!  Have a peek and if you are ever in Denver I recommend it, but take your own ash tray.
 
There is one thing I should say and that is that Neil, Brad, Craig and I are still very very SORRY about sleeping through the fire alarm the night before the wedding.  I`m sure I speak for those guys when I grovel and say Sorry!

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The man above needs no introduction, well, I guess he does actually.  The man above is the man of the hour.  He was the main man (on that day), the younger more handsome brother, the groom, half of the equation that brought people from Indiana, Boston, Los Angeles and Japan to Denver!  It was to his health we were drinking the night before, and as you know we drank a little too eagerly, but maybe if we hadn`t drunk so heartily, maybe the fire would`ve engulfed us.  As it was, the amount of good cheer we pickled ourselves with obviously prevented the fire from harming the man pictured above.  Although his face was to stick like that when the wind blew later.  Ladies and gentlemen I give you Neil.

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And what do we have here?  A likely bunch of suspects I do believe - and there are five of them which would make Craig (Kevin Pollak) and Neil (Stephen Baldwin).  Then following on from the left we have Patrick (Benicio Del Toro) the man in charge of witnessing the marriage.  Brad (Kevin Spacey) the joint best man with Craig and finally Zuban (Gabriel Byrne) a thoroughly nice chap and as Irish as I am!  Obviously these likenesses are for pure humour although of the five I would look at youknowwho as Keyser Sose!
 

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This blurb finds itself caught between two corking pics.  Sandwiched between the nervous best man and the happy couple, I believe there is a filthy joke in there somewhere.  What of the nervous best man I hear you cry.  All I can say is those wonderful Japanese words that he rehearsed for two months prior to that very pic.  "Tofuro Mae Asakura Gaido Kasugabaru Zasshonokuma Ijiri OoooHashi Ta Ka Miya Hi Rao Ya Kuin TENJIN!"  Two months and four hours on that particular day rehearsing the names of the train stations from his apartment to work.  But he was very funny!  The silence in the room as he went into Japanese mode - the Japanese speakers not having a clue what he was uttering and the uproar as he explained what he`d said.  Craig had the entire room in the palm of his hand.
 
As for palms and hands, lets cast our eyes at the happy couple in a moment of unposed bliss.  Before I left America I slightly edited this pic and placed it on the desktop of the laptop which they had so kindly allowed Craig and I to use whilst staying at their house and looking after the Riley dog!  A cracking photo even if I say so myself.

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So it is that we reach the end of the night, well, sadly it wasn`t the end of the night as the picture below will testify.  However, faithful browser just take a moment and look at these two charming fellows above, ahh, I have short hair and Craig is without a beard.  Two fine figured men enjoying a bevvy or two after a wonderful ceremony and a great piss up.  And who is that behind us?  None other than the bride herself, the lovely Jennifer.
 
Now, before you look at the next pic I advise those of you with children present to avert their eyes, for what comes next is a truly awful sight.  The morning after!  But not like a regular morning after, no, this one was the Mother of all Morning Afters!  What the pic doesn`t capture is the horror of the few hours before and I`m not just referring to Zube`s snoring!  The berserker rage not modifying itself for the liquid legs and the god awful goosebump!  Hold your breath and look down!  You`ve been warned!

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Thursday 5th August
 
Our last week in Denver was so hectic the wedding was out of the way and we were housesitting Neil and Jennifer's home looking after Riley dog and we also had a car to use at the drop of a hat.  So it was that we drove further and further afield in those final days soaking up as much as Colorado uniquely offers as possible.  Today was not that far adrive but one which was very welcome nonetheless.

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"Welcome to Coors" the sign proclaims and we were well welcomed - oooh alliteration - parked up the car and then got on a Coor's bus which took us on a small tour of Golden where the Coor's brewery is based before dropping us off at the door of the brewery. 
 
Once inside, we had a look at Coor's memorabilia which was interesting before the Tour began.  The tour was quite informative but no one wanted to learn anything, out of the 15 people on the tour with Craig and I no one asked any questions when the opportunity arose, I believe that they like I were there for the tasting at the end of the tour, such was my desire for the tasting that I didn't take any pics within the Coor's brewery - incidentally the Coor's Brewery in Golden Colorado is the biggest self enclosed brewery in the world.  For more information on Coor's feast your eyes on http://www.coors.com/generalNav/tour.asp  Also, Coors and Molson were in the process of merging that week - I wonder how that merger went - finally it was a bit of a surprise to see that Coor's were also responsible for Carling Black Label and Worthington's Bitter in the UK.
 
The tasting was nice, three free glasses of beer, just enough to cut the dust as some would say.  However, it did leave Craig with a raging thirst as the next picture attests.
 
Then suddenly we were back outside and leaving Golden behind us, leaving a 'real' feeling of the wild west behind us (perhaps that has something to do with Buffalo Bill's resting place being nearby - sadly there were no Buffaloes that I saw).  http://www.cityofgolden.net/  "where the west lives" and I do have to agree with that fronteir feeling.  http://www.ingolden.com/ is a much nicer user friendly website.

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Friday 6th August
 
Colorado is home to some of the most outstanding places of natural beauty I've ever seen.  Granted my travelling of the world is pretty limited but I don't think there is much that can compare with the splendour of the Garden of the Gods and it's ability to just make you stop and feel complete awe at the works of Mother Nature within the world as well as how trivial and pointless man really is.
 
But before we can get to the Garden of the Gods, we must first drive down to Colorado Springs from Denver.  How far was it?  I can't recall.  Was it a good trip?  Primarily, although there was a big tailback when we finally got near our destination.  Was there anything worth taking a pic of en route to the Garden?  Of course!  I took some 500 pics during my 3 weeks in America, however, I had to choose a mere fraction of them.  The pic below is called Castle Rock and it does doesn't it?  It looks like a Castle on a Rock.  Those wacky Americans, they see it and say it!

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As Castle Rock faded into the distance and my camera's memory card Colorado became reasonably flat, of course being so vast and it having mountains instead of hills, those dim shapes in the distance could be very very far away and very very big, as it was I repeatedly looked out of the car window trying to absorb just how big America is (something I did throughout the holiday but never really got to grips with) it was on one of these visual excursions that my eyes came upon the image below. 
 
Now, before you rapidly scan down I apologise for the quality of the pic, for I had my digicam on full zoom (4x although I don't know what that means) and it isn't a picture of Big Foot or the Coloradon equivalent - he was in the car with me.  It is in fact . . . .

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. . . some kind of strange rock formation, as the pic name indicates, but doesn't it look like some long forgotten building.  If I recall correctly Craig almost rear ended someone as I showed him the above pic, fortunately, he'd already had enough mishaps for the trip!
 
Following on from the 'house rocks' - maybe this saying what you see labelling can work for me as well - we came upon a plane!  A plane in a forest!  Yes!  You read that correctly, a plane in a forest!  Why?  The first thought that entered into my head - well after Cool!! - apparently it is an indicator for the relatively secret Air Force Academy.  Well, I say secret but it isn't.  The grounds are classified especially after the introduction of 'Homeland' so it is kind of secret.  I hope no one else noticed the plane!

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Here we can see the sprawl of the Air Force Academy, sadly I didn't get a pic of the American Football stadium which was quite tasty, nor did I get much of a pic of the chapel which is supposed to be quite the building.  As shown at http://www.usafa.af.mil/ although if the plane in the forest was a give away then someone's head will roll for the website!

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And so it was that we happened upon the Garden of the Gods!  Below you can see the sign LOL  And what a nice sign it is, very, er, stony!
 
http://www.springsgov.com/Page.asp?NavID=987 contains information about the Garden of the Gods, as you'd expect.  Avail yourself of my minimum research and have a look.
 
It was an amazing place to visit, sadly we didn't have the time to explore the area, (a theme that ran through so much of my American experience but that's what happens when the State singular is roughly the same size as England, and not even the most hard working tourist could do England in three weeks, most would probably have some problems doing London in that time) so what transpired was a kind of geological/cultural drive-by.  Craig would drive slowly and I would shoot everything that took my fancy.  Shoot with my camera of course.  In england and Japan one can easily partake of a cultural walk-by but in the vastness of America it has to be a drive-by!
 
For more on the Garden of the Gods, well, first I hope you enjoy the following pics, I christened them "awe inspiring 1 to 3", you can always look at http://www.co-trading-post.com/tp_html/Garden-photos.htm some beautiful pics there, wish i'd had the opportunity to take them.  Or there is http://www.hellocoloradosprings.com/parks/gardenofthegods/garden.htm 
wherein you can find the video tour or just click the following link http://www.hellocoloradosprings.com/video/gardenofgods.wmv

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I don't think that there is anything I can say that does my Garden of the Gods experience justice, save that I will go back there in the future (time permitting) and next time I'll endeavour to do some of the 8 miles of trails!

We sped through the Garden of the Gods because we planned to do Pike's Peak which I think is the highest peak in Colorado well certainly Colorado Springs, and Craig in his infinite wisdom noticed that clouds were forming at the summit which could only mean rain and probably some lightning, as it was, Pike's Peak was way too expensive and as we approached the ranger station the heaven's opened, so we headed back, via the travesty that is North Pole including Santa's workshop. http://www.santas-colo.com/ 
 
And we moved onto the "Cave of the winds" which afforded a great panoramic view and the opportunity to spend $15 to walk semi upright underground in bat shit!  http://fp.caveofthewinds.com/  Strangely we decided against that fine outing as well. 
 
Our final place to visit in Colorado Springs was the Broadmoor hotel!

For the Broadmoor Hotel is home to the Golden Bee.
 
It is an understatement to call this bar an authentic English pub: nearly 40 years ago, the Broadmoor Hotel bought the pub and had it moved from England to the hotel's Colorado Springs property. The atmosphere is warm and inviting—perfect for enjoying one of its many imported beers. Drinking from one of the Yard glasses is a quick way to get intoxicated. If you require food, dig into an English delight like a piping hot meat pie. Stop by in the evening for live piano entertainment and bar-wide sing-alongs.
 
Price Range: $8.50 -- $11.95
Menu: English specialties such as Devonshire cheddar cheese soup; steak, mushroom and potato pie; Ploughmans Lunch, hearty sandwiches, truffle desserts and more!
Hours: 11:30 am to 1:30 am daily
Attire: Casual
Location: International Center (enter on east side)
Reservations: Not necessary
 
Sound Good?  Want to go?  Need more persuading?  Look below!

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In the history of the world there are many comments concerning what happiness is.  Dear browsers I put it to you that for the two men pictured above Happiness is ... a half yard of Guinness/Boddingtons.  Ahh what a great pub!  And in America, which is not to say that the bars I frequented whilst there were not good bars, but the Golden Bee is a Gen-u-ine English pub, dark dark wood, so dark that I'm surprised the flash wasn't absorbed by the wood.  As it was, my half yard of the black stuff was 11dollars or some such :))
 
After partaking of a solitary tipple we made our way back to Denver, for the next day would cause you to move to the right column Rocky Mountain National Park!

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What was I thinking on that long forgotten day?  Thinking back I recall remembering the previous nights karaoke but I would suggest that in this pic I`m thinking "For the love of all that is holy can the time pass any faster?"
 
Before there could be America there had to be Narita!  There had to be the odyssey of Narita!
 
And what was Craig thinking?  Probably something along the lines of "I will kill him!  I will kill him!"  He would try in America but fortunately for us all his attempts would fall short of bodily harm.
 
 

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Sunday 25th July 2004
 
After almost a week of all kinds of appointments and tribulations the car becomes available!  We decide to go for a little drive.  Oooh I think, the open road, the wind in my hair.  Mount Evans!

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Where was I?  Ahh the open road with the wind in my hair and here we are.  The Open road.  Incidentally, this trip led me to believe that in America it is a necessity to have a car.  Well, certainly in Colorado, even in the city of Denver one needs to drive around.  I`ll come back to the bigness of America later.
 
Yes, the open road!  And as Craig pointed out once if not a thousand times, that mountain was not Mount Evans!  And no we weren`t there yet either!  From Denver we headed past Red Rocks (more of that later) and kept driving - about a 90 minute drive I think.  Passing through tranquil watering holes along the way like the one below.

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That long winding road included some outstanding sights of nature at her most beautiful, captivating and chilly.

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Finally the road stopped winding, as so kindly pointed out at http://www.mountevans.com/Mount-Evans-About.HTML 
 
"All 14 miles of the road from the entrance station to the Mount Evans summit parking area (14,130) are paved. From there, you can hike the last 130 feet (about 1/4 mile walk) to the top at 14,264 feet. After you have made this climb, you can tell all your friends: "I climbed a 14,000 foot mountain in Colorado on my vacation!" "
 
So I did actually climb a 14,000 foot mountain in Colorado in my Summer Vacation!

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I sincerely hope faithful browser that when your mouse passes over my piccies you can see the names I gave them.  The one above is entitled Irony.
 
The one below quite clearly states what it is, a picture of the world`s highest working observatory and it was taken during the 1/4 mile walk to the very tip of Mt Evans.  And being that far above sea level is a tad daunting, well, unless you don`t breathe or something.

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Denver is a mile above sea level!  Mt Evans is about three miles or more above sea level.  Fukuoka is at sea level.  Burnley is moreorless at sea level.  Strangely when we walked that 1/4 mile path to the very top of the mountain - 130 feet vertically - it required a lot of effort.  Quite a taxing walk.  Then you look at my compatriot and isn`t he chipper!  Grrrr!

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Monday 2nd August
 
Obviously after Saturday night, Sunday was a `right off` which is to say that nothing was happening on Sunday save Craig`s worried and concerned mother enquiring as to whether or not he had a fractured skull.  Craig`s rebuttals of the claim primarily with the power of sleep.  Sunday the eye looked bad!  However it was a very lively day.  Not!  But plenty of movies were watched.
 
Monday!  The Barenaked Ladies in concert!  In Red Rocks!  I don`t know who of you are and aren`t familiar with Red Rocks, I know I wasn`t before I went there, so knock yourself out and have a peak at the Red Rocks website which is to be found at http://www.redrocksonline.com/index.tml there is even a handy link to the "visiting denver website".  Go on it is pretty and informative.  A handy description provided by our friends at the aforementioned website follows;
 
"Nestled in the Rocky Mountain Foothills fifteen miles west of Denver, there stands a symbol of nature's unparalleled majesty. Red Rocks is a geologically formed, open-air Amphitheatre that is not duplicated anywhere in the world. With Mother Nature as the architect, the design of the Amphitheatre consists of two, three hundred-foot monoliths (Ship Rock and Creation Rock) that provide acoustic perfection for any performance."
 
Just to wet your appetite.  Red Rocks from the outside.  And yes they are rocks and even more peculiarly they are Red!

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So, Monday!  Red Rocks!  The Barenaked Ladies supported by Alani Morisette!  Picture perfect venue, like nothing you have ever experienced before.  Killer stairs what with being more than a mile above sea level!

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Here is an attempted panorama in the daylight, which means it is 3 pics I later joined together, I`ll show it here as the smaller version.  And if there are any of these pics that you`d like to see in a bigger format please feel free to e-mail me and request them!

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So, the concert, well, I was too far away to take pics of the stage once night fell and Alanis got off the stage.  What can I say?  The Barenaked`s were as good as I imagined they would be and they were nowhere near as funny as I thought they`d be they were much much funnier!  Alanis (who now she has stopped looking like Dave Grohl) was a great entree but as entree should she only caused more appreciation and anticipation of the main course!  Of course the Fat Tire didn`t help with the loving of the Barenaked`s, they were actually a bit of a hamper as I had to nip off to the lav once or twice and pissing in public isn`t really done in America! 
 
So, the concert, well, as we sat a good few hunderd yards from the stage and I don`t have a night vision equipped cam I did the best I could but they are blurred to buggery, as my night shot of the above panorama will testify.  Below and for your delectation faithful browser are; 1 Ship Rock 2 Creation Rock 3 the blurred to buggery night panorama.
 
It was a fantastic concert!  If you don`t know BNL then find out about them.  http://www.bnlmusic.com/  Buy the back catalogue!  Hello City, King of Wishful Thinking, Shoe box.  All great tunes and on the first album!  Have a look at the website, go on, you know you want to!  From the website you can even buy bootlegs of their concerts about 12 dollars to download them.  I think I may well purchase the MP3 of the concert as it is only 12 dollars to download.

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I have one last pic from my Red Rocks experience that I would share here.  There are things that draw my attention in life.  Things that effectively capture my eye and don`t let go.  Amongst these things are embers, fire, eyes, water and red coloured moons.
 
I give you a red moon over Denver, as taken from Red Rocks!

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Tuesday 3rd August
 
What could Craig and I possibly do to top the experience of the Barenaked Ladies the night before?  Ahh how I wish that sentence were written the same way but maybe with the addition of a space!  :p
 
Well, the problem with America aside from the recent lousy taste in politicians is that there is so much to do!  And as I may have mentioned earlier, America is HUGE!  Granted not as Huge as China, Russia, or Brazil but to a boy from England who now lives in Japan it is Awesomely Vast!  Now, the problem with things that are huge is that they are usually more expensive and this is true in some ways for America - as the petrol/gasoline (excessively cheap nonetheless) expenditure racks up.
 
So, Tuesday, well, we went to downtown Lodo which is the fashionable district of Denver therein we consumed a couple of beers and then took in that most American of pastimes - Baseball!

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Above we can see the front entrance of Coors Field, a very nice entrance, despite the name, although I don`t mind it in America, perhaps if "Ewood Park" (for those uneducated people amongst you "Ewood Park" is the home stadium of Blackburn Rovers) were named "Pilsner Park" I would be vexed, well there is no perhaps about it.  Even if "Old Trafford" were renamed "Old Tennants Field" I think I would have some issues but in America the name is routine as testified to by "Invesco@ Mile High".
 
Anyway, lest I get lost further in digression, here is a link from the Ballparks of Baseball and, yes, the link is referring to Coor's Field. http://www.ballparksofbaseball.com/nl/Coors%20Field.htm

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The bad thing about any baseball game is that it takes up a lot of time, (conversely for those of us who like to kill time it is very effective) that said, in between the innings one can head down to the concessions stand and buy over-priced beer or, as in my case, try and take some panorama pics of Coor's Field.  One of which can be seen above.  There is just something about panorama shots that is fantastic.  Of course what with movement and lining the ends up and the general passage of time, some of the panorama's I've taken are perhaps not the perfect example of the artform, but I still like them.  Especially when one is dealing with a panorama like that of Coor's Field as my next picures will testify - I hope.

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I don't think it is that bad an attempt at a panorama, obviously the moving clouds and changing light didn't help, not to mention the beer and my own lacking visual perception - but what you do get, dear browser, is a killer sunset, and an idea of Denver and it's location in relation to the Mountains!  As you can clearly tell the pic above was taken using three pics which I then reasonably carefully patched together in my home.  The picture below uses 4 pics and it is a view I grew accustomed with that night.  The view from the smoking area in the Baseball stadium.

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So on one side of Denver is the majesty of the Rocky Mountains and on the other side you can see to and  through Kansas!  This pic is a nice panorama attempt technically I feel (goodness when did I become so boring?)
 
Anyway, here we can see a road, and then a nice walkway - it reminded me of Wembley Way although it was smaller :)) - then we have a large car park - must be somewhere for your nearest fans to park after their three hour drive to the stadium!  A couple of nice lamps! And another version of Craig's unique smile.  Somewhere in amongst those buildings was a rather nice bar - falling rock which stocked a shedload of micro brews and import beers.
 
Before leaving the Baseball to the recesses of memory I'd like to show you one last panorama pic - well for now - this pic is called sunset on the rockies (I was always rather good when choosing a title) and just look at the majesty of that sunset, the colours, the width, the big big sky, as beautiful a sight as can be achieved with a 3.2 megapixel digital camera without a tripod in a place that one isn't really familiar with.  The only problem is that I can't remember if the Rockies won or lost the match, but it was Larry Walker's sunset as well.

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Saturday 7th August
 
I feel in some way like Judith Chalmers, although I'm noticably thinner and paler.  http://www.rocky.mountain.national-park.com/  There you have one of the RMNP sites and as it says;
 
This site is dedicated to providing information on Rocky Mountain National Park
 
I on the other hand am just trying to recall my trip and retell my experiences with a little witticism now and again.  I hope you've had a chortle dear browser.  If you have feel free to pass on any feedback, PLEASE!  Was that too needy?
 
Anyway, RMNP, well, I don't recall how long we were in the car but we stopped a couple of times, I even picked up some real estate mags - I love to know the price of property around the world - we saw a wedding party but no wedding singer perhaps I should've offered my services.  Craig bought some souvenir goodies, I managed to keep my hands in my pockets. 
 
The thing about mountains is that at some point they look like hillocks, then like dales, hills, fells, big hills, bigger hills, small mountains -you probably get the picture.  These mountains had been on my horizon for most of my time in Colorado I think, although I may be mistaken, as we drove towards them I could only think "ooooooh big!" and they were.  But first we went to Estes Park.
 

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Whilst I'm not the best photographer in the world, I think I have the ability to take a bloody good picture now and again.  Dear Browsers I give you a pic I would submit as "Apple Pie" you have it all.  The flag, the mountains - the continental divide no less is hidden in those mountains - at the edge of the pic you can see the Stanley Hotel - the hotel where Stephen King got the inspiration for The Shining.  In the right hand forefront of the pic you can see a mall if I remember correctly.  The entire pic is as American as apple pie.  The pic, as so many have been, was taken from inside the car on the way somewhere. 
 
The pic below is the Stanley hotel located in Estes Parkand more info can be found at http://www.thestanleyhotelestescolorado.com/ As for more of Mr King's adventures in the Stanley Hotel  http://hotels.about.com/cs/hauntedhotels/p/hau_stanley.htm  for those of you who don't like clicking links I'll give a synopsis, actually I'll copy and paste.
 
If you are a Stephen King fan, request room 217. It was in this room that King, inspired by the Stanley Hotel, wrote half of "The Shining." The ABC miniseries was filmed at the Stanley Hotel as well.

 The ghosts in the Stanley Hotel aren't evil as in the book. Room 418 seems to have the most ghostly activity reported. In fact, the entire fourth floor of the Stanley Hotel (formerly the servants quarters) is quite active. Often, the sound of children playing in the halls of the Stanley can be heard, even when no children are present.
 
Wow!  Wish we had had the chance to stay there, but it was en-route to the Rocky Mountain National park.  Yet another bloody reason that I have to go back!

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Leaving Estes Park we embarked on the Trail Ridge Drive stopping along the way.  The route of the drive is shown above from Estes Park to Granby and I borrowed the pic from an informative website concerning great vacation drives. http://www.onroute.com/drives/drives_trailridgedr.html  And it says more about the things we drove past or actually stopped and took in the splendour of the Natural world.  In the following pics I try to give something of my experience there.  I took a lot of pics in the RMNP, I guess I just take a lot of pics but there was so much to see, so so so much to see.
 
The entire tour of Trail Ridge Road and return takes about 4-5 hours and it is worthwhile. This road opens in late May and usually closes by late October. .. Trail Ridge Road runs above 12,000 feet for four miles and above 11,000 feet for eleven miles. It climbs 5,000 vertical feet from Estes park to its high point.
 
Thank god we were driving.  Below we can see a signpost explaining about the rivers of ice that carved out the valleys, never had glaciation been so vivid for me, and I'm not being sarcastic.

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Above we have a ubiquitous "what you can see" sign, they are so useful fortunately this one wasn't hemmed in by mist like the one at Mt Evans, but by the same token this one was nowhere near as high either.  So we have a close up of the sign and some info I could make out on the full size pics, don't forget dear browser these pics are about 410 across whereas the originals are a whopping 2048 across.  If any of you want a full size pic just ask. 
 
Below, we have a panorama attempt of that same area seeing some of those mountains and catching a glimpse of Craig as well, isn't it a great view - of the mountains not Craig.
 

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Chipmunk!  Lol, Chip 'n' Dale!  The only times I've seen chipmunks before were as cartoons or as pets in good old Japan!  Actually this pic is a serious stab at photo journalism!  We can see the chipmunk, nature's cutest rodent trying to hide from my photographic gaze and wha't that a little higher in the pic?  Ahhh yes a plastic water bottle!  Obviously this can lead us to only one conclusion!  Bottled water is bad!  What does Evian spell backwards?  What brand was that water oh yes it was "hctib gnitullop"  some kind of slovak brand I guess.  Is Slovak an OK word?  Or am I going to be spanked for political incorrectness? 
 
Below I give to you one huge attempted panorama split in two, a pic taken in one of the tundra areas, where people are begged by signs to stay off the tundra, what with it taking such a long time to grow - about a hundred years or so - and who would be there but many many "hctib gnitullop" drinkers!  I just wanted to shout at these people, but it would've been unseemly and/or they could've been packing or even sued me for mental duress or some such!    I do hope they weren't Coloradons.  This pic was not far from the Continental divide, in fact no sooner had we left this area then we passed the alpine lodge gift area and had gone over the continental divide, sadly I didn't get a pic of either sign.

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These be lava cliffs if I recall correctly, I must admit that I just had a liking for the "what you can see" from here signs, they are so robust and informative, just beside this sign was another sign, a sign I wasn't going to include, but, well, after the "hctib gnitullop" drinkers - why the hell not.  The pic below is called areacloseddangeroussnowfields, in plain English it is the advice on the sign!  Area Closed!  Dangerous Snowfields!  And what can we see in the snow?  Well it would seem to be prospective Darwin Award winners!  No doubt drunk on the water of "hctib gnitullop"!

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I do so apologise for my outburst, but, well, as a small town boy who never had any desire to go to America and as someone who was a tad Anti-American my vacation in Colorado was mind blowing.  The scope, the views, the food and the people!  I don't recall meeting one dumb redneck, so it was with horror that I witnessed such acts of rank stupidity within one of the America's premier National parks!  Those people ruined a wonderful day, and left a bad taste in my mouth, fortunately on the way back to Denver Craig and I would pass beside the couple below.  The closest I got to a redneck I guess, and yet isn't he cool! 
 
A bit like America I guess, at first you can't quite believe what you are seeing, then you just label it as too bloody strange and self obsessed but at the end of the day you do have a liking for it.
 
Craig and family, thank you for letting me into your family and homes for the duration of my vacation, it was an honour and a privilege to meet you all.  Neil and Jennifer - may your happiness continue upto and beyond my return visit to Colorado (that is probably a long way off).  Barbara and Bill, the food was great as was the accommodation thank you for everything.

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